dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

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*patiently waiting for my physics lab to be cancelled so i’m not stranded on campus*

Phoenix, AZ. September 16, 2014

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peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

First day of chem labs: uses gloves and goggles to measure distilled water
Last day of chem labs: spills silver nitrate all over hand and wipes it on pants

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

lizclimo:

good thinkin

lizclimo:

good thinkin

Maybe it won’t work out. But maybe seeing if it does will be the best adventure ever.

its gonna work out (via lildeadprincess)

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the-sexylosers-club:

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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never seen anything more accurate

freepeople:

Anatomy of the perfect smoothie

cumleak:

it was thirst at first sight

nobraska:

this is me

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